Wednesday, 11 April 2018

VAGINAL DAVIS TONITE AT IVARS

none of this, us and everything, might have been if it wasnt for her OUR PERFORMOTHER CREAM DAVIS DOLL DIVA ICON as lill apocalypse and omar found each other under her seminar back in school and a bottle of clan macgregor and been rolling since TONITE SHE IS IN OUR OSLO -GET YOUR FACE TO IVARS KRO for trollkrem is importing again with edvard and the gang 8PM TONITE TONITE TONITE and karaoke


Tuesday, 13 March 2018

TOMORROW AT THE MALL

Munch is on the move with Trollkrem Import and were gonna be rolling again hot sweats up in the premiere clip clip sipping redbulls until the break of the mall WE WILL BE SHOWING OUR BRAND NEW WORK AT GRØNLAND BASAR, OSLO AT 8PM, you wanna come pet our unicorn







Friday, 12 January 2018

Diktert melding, fredag

 Nå snakker jeg til telefonen til deg. Taco til frokost  taco til lunsj 
Stå opp klokka 3:00, tappa ikke blod, og er veldig skitten
Grein litt da jeg ikke klarte å finne fram riktig historie til aleinetidkatalogen, men tror jeg snart er klar for dagen, skal dusje og se ferdig den stygge filmen om gamle menn som bor i kloakken og snakker med sine utstoppa hunder
Rekker dere polet eller har vi egen bar?
Jeg rollerblader inn i dusjen nå
Gjerne
 Gjerne 
 Brain 


Thursday, 11 January 2018

kjære dagbok

jeg drikker patron,palomino er her,spacebaren er fuckajeg må gåtilbake i hver setning for åseparere. jeg vilbare si takkforinnlegget og forat jegfikksove sålenge ibrødskiva og atjeg likerutfordringa det er åbare skrive tildeg her.skullelegge vedet bilde
hilsen stine ses påfredag


Wednesday, 10 January 2018

With our own hair on our snoute (a family tail)

About bending down
(written five meters away from the screen, plenty of room for errors)
History says that bending down is for pesant for royalty in shame or in dept
I do not agree
Yo are sleeping with the dogs on our royal piece of toast and I say
bending down to the ler view or even all the way to the ground is where the love is
To help a fallen comrade,
Where the best dance moves happen
where you find the smalles treasures
And everything seems enormous
and the only way is up såklart sier de

Abd the line I promised u before bedtime
prof thet fast country is as curly for the toungebrain as fast rap

You can tell the world you never was my girl
You can burn my clothes up when I'm gone
You can tell your friends just what a fool I've been
And laugh and joke about me on the phone
You can tell my arms go back to the farm
You can tell my feet to hit the floor
Or you can tell my lips to tell my fingertips
They won't be reaching out for you no more
But don't tell my heart
My achy breaky heart
I just don't think he'd understand
And if you tell my heart
My achy breaky heart
He might blow up and kill this man
You can tell your mom I moved to Arkansas
You can tell your dog to bite my leg
Or tell your brother Cliff whose fist can tell my lip
He never really liked me anyway
Or tell your Aunt Louise, tell anything you please
Myself already knows I'm not OK.
Or you can tell my eyes to watch out for my mind
It might be walking out on me today
But don't tell my heart
My achy breaky heart
I just don't think he'd understand
And if you tell my heart
My achy breaky heart
He might blow up and kill this man
Don't tell my heart
My achy breaky heart
I just don't think he'd understand
And if you tell my heart
My achy breaky heart
He might blow up and kill this man
Don't tell my heart
My achy breaky heart
I just don't think he'd understand
And if you tell my heart
My achy breaky heart
He might blow up and kill this man

I took of all my clothes and danced
never ever ever sliding on the floor and getting up again alone
but thats okay because I felt like this


And we know
floors
time
and our borrowed accidental or Vem vet hair family

Hi Santa

Monday, 15 August 2016

sovesofa. hair spaghetti. ihra lill. fyller tretti

i wanna lay u down in a bed of @}-,-'--


a big day 3 0 welcome to the club, this is when it really starts everything else was just foreplay 

thinking about possible ways of proving this to you



still thinking. need a drink. lets SKYPE
???????

nå har vi skypa. du sa rein dag. vi får se på det, poster så lenge






მე შენ მიყვარხარ!!!!!!

Wednesday, 15 June 2016

31

Det er en blogg i magen, du er 31 og ordene bare kommer ut på norsk, hva er greia med det, kanskje det er det som skjer når man blir eldre, man fornorsker seg, man blir til en norsk stein, Stine, merker du noe til det? Og er tankene dine på norsk eller engelsk eller hva skjer inni hode der i det begie-tona landet? Du stråkker inn i 30-åra med mer stil og hjerte enn noen gang, husk å ta mentale notater til etterfølgerene. Fingrene smeller ned så ser vi hva det ble

Your swirly cake hit me with afterthought, maybe 31 is the first year maybe the giftS you wish for is of a more elusive shape than bills. Its a challenge in the baking, here s a list (not that money was ever on top, but it has always been a nice dream for fuel and production.)

FREE FORTUNES FOR OMARS THIRTHYSECOND YEAR ON EARTH, or another taste-  if the world was not of money, what would it look like? I dont know, Im no expert, maybe the opposite here cås Im still 29, So with elusive wealth and your ever wide smile in mind, I roam the webs for high predictions: 

" PROPHETESS VANGA, OR BABA VANGA AS SHE IS KNOWN ON THE BALKANS, CAN BE EASILY PUT IN THE SAME SENTENCE AS NOSTRADAMUS. MANY PEOPLE LIKE TO CALL HER THE NOSTRADAMUS OF THE BALKANS, AND WITH A GOOD REASON. THE PROPHETESS WAS RIGHT FOR MANY CALLS SHE MADE DURING HER LIFE, AND IF HER PROPHECY IS TRUE, NEXT YEAR (2016) WE WILL SEE THE END OF EUROPE AS WE KNOW IT "



Editors note: This must be good, no? Imagine all counties being one, every one learning the same languages thru good entertainment, all running free and no sad history lessons about the things in the past a new Europe is coming. And also, since Banga Vanga does not have eyes, one could assume her visions of Europe have good imagery if the sounds become softer, so less noise and babies, more colors, all easy.


" it's a gold rush again this year as people panic from the gloom and doom predictions. I have it on fact from a financial planner that Europeans plan to buy up property and investments in the United States once Donald Trump becomes president. "

Editors note: boiling this down to more of your favorite items turning gold and a patch of land near vegas for christmas.

" Russia Makes Peace

If the Russians are “not” allied with Europe and the West during the beginning of this war, Nostradamus stated in the Epistle that a northern king from Aquilon (an allusion to Russia) will eventually help to set things right. "
Editors note: And love. Counting on you doing your very best to spread the peace RIGHT NOW, temporary russian epistles.

"2017 timeline contents
Tooth regeneration is transforming dental care
The first human head transplant
Wireless, implantable devices that monitor a range of health conditions in real time
The world's first HIV vaccine is commercially available 
                                              "
Editors note: A lot of health, so this must mean that the rest of the humans are responsible for keeping the parties going!
Post these and zoom into the future and make some drawings of your year to come.
I love you
And I will see you at the fire on the bridge on the brightest day by the dark seascape with free luxury and maybe something stolen and golden as I follow your first steps into the exotic numbers of years not mentioned very often or good in songs

it was the only one out there seriously, having cars is so 25