Wednesday, 2 May 2018

BERGEN GETS THE BOX RED

HI we rolled across the country of norway got to soak in that epic view and now were here on the westcoast kisses to our darling Charlotte Jonsmyr for making this happen. Tomorrow, MAY 3 2018, at Landmark at Landmark as part of an evening of Performance, Struggle, Desperation & Loss we will perform the BOX. RED. 3LITERS once again BUT THE IMPROVED AND WELL ARTICULATED VERSION!!!! Doors open 7pm and we re on at 830pm after some hypnotherapy. DJ WHOREMORE is closing the night eventually so BERGEN come see our lil masterpiece on the brown carpet

Wednesday, 11 April 2018

VAGINAL DAVIS TONITE AT IVARS

none of this, us and everything, might have been if it wasnt for her OUR PERFORMOTHER CREAM DAVIS DOLL DIVA ICON as lill apocalypse and omar found each other under her seminar back in school and a bottle of clan macgregor and been rolling since TONITE SHE IS IN OUR OSLO -GET YOUR FACE TO IVARS KRO for trollkrem is importing again with edvard and the gang 8PM TONITE TONITE TONITE and karaoke


Tuesday, 13 March 2018

TOMORROW AT THE MALL

Munch is on the move with Trollkrem Import and were gonna be rolling again hot sweats up in the premiere clip clip sipping redbulls until the break of the mall WE WILL BE SHOWING OUR BRAND NEW WORK AT GRØNLAND BASAR, OSLO AT 8PM, you wanna come pet our unicorn







Friday, 12 January 2018

Diktert melding, fredag

 Nå snakker jeg til telefonen til deg. Taco til frokost  taco til lunsj 
Stå opp klokka 3:00, tappa ikke blod, og er veldig skitten
Grein litt da jeg ikke klarte å finne fram riktig historie til aleinetidkatalogen, men tror jeg snart er klar for dagen, skal dusje og se ferdig den stygge filmen om gamle menn som bor i kloakken og snakker med sine utstoppa hunder
Rekker dere polet eller har vi egen bar?
Jeg rollerblader inn i dusjen nå
Gjerne
 Gjerne 
 Brain 


Thursday, 11 January 2018

kjære dagbok

jeg drikker patron,palomino er her,spacebaren er fuckajeg må gåtilbake i hver setning for åseparere. jeg vilbare si takkforinnlegget og forat jegfikksove sålenge ibrødskiva og atjeg likerutfordringa det er åbare skrive tildeg her.skullelegge vedet bilde
hilsen stine ses påfredag


Wednesday, 10 January 2018

With our own hair on our snoute (a family tail)

About bending down
(written five meters away from the screen, plenty of room for errors)
History says that bending down is for pesant for royalty in shame or in dept
I do not agree
Yo are sleeping with the dogs on our royal piece of toast and I say
bending down to the ler view or even all the way to the ground is where the love is
To help a fallen comrade,
Where the best dance moves happen
where you find the smalles treasures
And everything seems enormous
and the only way is up såklart sier de

Abd the line I promised u before bedtime
prof thet fast country is as curly for the toungebrain as fast rap

You can tell the world you never was my girl
You can burn my clothes up when I'm gone
You can tell your friends just what a fool I've been
And laugh and joke about me on the phone
You can tell my arms go back to the farm
You can tell my feet to hit the floor
Or you can tell my lips to tell my fingertips
They won't be reaching out for you no more
But don't tell my heart
My achy breaky heart
I just don't think he'd understand
And if you tell my heart
My achy breaky heart
He might blow up and kill this man
You can tell your mom I moved to Arkansas
You can tell your dog to bite my leg
Or tell your brother Cliff whose fist can tell my lip
He never really liked me anyway
Or tell your Aunt Louise, tell anything you please
Myself already knows I'm not OK.
Or you can tell my eyes to watch out for my mind
It might be walking out on me today
But don't tell my heart
My achy breaky heart
I just don't think he'd understand
And if you tell my heart
My achy breaky heart
He might blow up and kill this man
Don't tell my heart
My achy breaky heart
I just don't think he'd understand
And if you tell my heart
My achy breaky heart
He might blow up and kill this man
Don't tell my heart
My achy breaky heart
I just don't think he'd understand
And if you tell my heart
My achy breaky heart
He might blow up and kill this man

I took of all my clothes and danced
never ever ever sliding on the floor and getting up again alone
but thats okay because I felt like this


And we know
floors
time
and our borrowed accidental or Vem vet hair family

Hi Santa